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<title>Дайте грошы!</title>
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<title>Классная прикольная песенка</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 05:14:53 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Как радио Европа-Плюс прикалывается над людьми</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:08:39 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Песенка &quot;Кроты - хомяки&quot;</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="center">Песенка про кротов и хомяков, видать написана по укурке :)</div><br /><br /><div align="center"><!--dle_audio_begin:http://www.umua.net/files/audio/krotyhomyaki.mp3--><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" "http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=7,0,0,0" width="275" height="50">
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<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:04:21 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Прикол для телефона: &quot;Ультразвук&quot;</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:33:37 +0400</pubDate>
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<title>Прикол для телефона: &quot;Сирена&quot;</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:32:25 +0400</pubDate>
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<title>Прикол для телефона: &quot;Визг поросенка&quot;</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:31:01 +0400</pubDate>
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<title>Прикол для телефона: &quot;Высокая частота&quot;</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:28:42 +0400</pubDate>
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